Ten #Facts about these times of the year on the academic field:
1) Students look up for tutors & schedule for lessons at the last minute.
2) Tutors make most of their money and double their rates.
3) Teachers & professors schedule for psychotherapy or psychiatric appointments.
4) Suicide hotlines are busy so tutors should charge extra for also giving therapy to their students and teaching them to master the skill of “¡MÉTELE EL #CLUTCH!”.
5) Drug dealers make most of their money selling Adderall.
6) EVERYONE learn arithmetic & algebraic reasoning to calculate the exact score needed to pass a class.
7) Atheists tends being agnostics.
8)You call FEMA asking for your $500 cause Hurricane María hit on your desk and your bed turn out to be an extension of your desk.
9) You start seeing people with eye bags, beards and messy honey buns kind of sexy because it means they don’t have time to care about appearances & care more about their intellectual appearance.
10) You learn to drink coffee like water & vodka like coffee.

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Gabriela Christina Díaz View All →

Nacida en Puerto Rico, pero soy ciudadana del Mundo. Escribo para vaciar el ruido de mi mente y me llena el corazón que alguien le toque de alguna forma lo que escribo. Pues de nada me sirve escribir si lo que escribo no conmueve un alma. No escribo muchas paradojas porque yo soy la paradoja en sí. Soy un poco controversial en mi manera de expresarme, pero escribo y me expreso de una forma transparente, desde lo más sincero de mis adentros.

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